Mexican Sugar Dancing 

You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.

The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.

Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing…
David: Man, that is low even for you!

Mexican Sugar Dancing by E hates Q January 12, 2022

Mexican Urinal 

The act of urinating durring anal penetration.

I gave her the Mexican Urinal last night.

Mexican Urinal by Mexicansoda February 15, 2010

Mexican gaslight

When something is very spicy but Mexicans tell you it is not

-They told me "go on, try it, it's not spicy". But it was and they laughed at me saying it was not spicy at all
-Yeah, typical Mexican gaslight

Mexican gaslight by mexgaslight July 4, 2022

Mexican Crosswalk 

The sloppiest most disorganized gang bang you've ever seen. Nobody’s even sure where this lady came from. Is it even a woman? Did anybody check? There's a steady stream of people coming in and out of the room. Somebody is barbecuing ribs in the corner. A chicken walks through. Who brought a t-shirt gun? Two dogs wrestle over a turkey bone shaped like Lance Armstrong's fat sister and one gives up to take a shit on the carpet. There's a raffle draw for Single A baseball tickets. In the far corner a be-mulleted Peruvian musician with not enough teeth sings a barely passable Spanish version of Come On Eileen to two homely yet (slightly) moist 50-year-old twin sisters from Wisconsin, etc, etc

Named after the pure pandemonic crosswalk experience of Mexico City where simply crossing the road is a messy adventure in every step. Pedestrians are targets. Red lights are merely advisory. A chicken walks through. A toddler holding a partially eaten cob of corn is crying… or possibly choking?? Two seniors stop mid-street to dance to some music that has too many horns in it. Did I just step over an original Atari game console covered in sticky lotion? A guy with a cart full of heavy-duty safes, faucet heads and typewriters goes window to window of stopped cars to try and see if anybody needs to buy a heavy-duty safe, faucet head or typewriter, etc, etc

Guy 1: Hey, when I left the party last night the only people left were the lacrosse team and that old librarian from eastern Russia. How'd the night end?

Guy 2: *sigh* You'd never believe it but it turned into a bit of a Mexican Crosswalk...

Mexican Crosswalk by Dr Thwack February 18, 2019

mexican dream 

dreamwastaken’s twin, but mexican.

technically quackityhq

“ay man, mexican dream is here straight from the barrio man”

mexican dream by byeasfusuvk January 5, 2021

mexican penis 

Pretty big

My boyfriend has such a Mexican penis

mexican penis by LittleDaddyBigDick December 9, 2016

Mexican Shotgun 

After eating a large amount of Spanish food and while life is fine and dandy you get the "Oh, no" face. And abruptly leaving the table, running to the restroom. Making it to the restroom gliding across the floor as to not have any impact. Once in the stall, you fumble with the pants forgetting how to unbuckle pants as if it were the most impossible task.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.

I totally Mexican Shotgunned the Denny's bathroom. There were no survivors.

Mexican Shotgun by TheRealMascot January 10, 2015