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Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.
So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.
Merkin Sandwich by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007
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Meringful 

Grant: you look meringful today.
Bobby: it’s because I left my wife and kids.
Grant:nice
Meringful by Sinclair01 January 24, 2019

mering it up 

To study excessivly, especially when said sutdying is being forced on the student. Usually used by the student to show contempt for their lame-ass classes.
guy: Do you want to catch a movie with me?
girl: Sorry, I'm busy mering it up right now, I have a paper due tomorrow.
mering it up by purplepanda May 25, 2007

Territory Marking

The act of posting pictures on social media of you with your romantic partner and tagging and/or captioning the pictures with "bae", "bf/gf" so if someone looks up your partner, it is made blatantly clear that your partner is taken and in a relationship.
Gina wanted keep hoes away from her boyfriend Johnny, so she went territory marking on Facebook, posting numerous pics of her and her boyfriend.
Territory Marking by Emax November 12, 2014

The truth is a lemon meringue. 

Something that Friday O'Leary says in Mr gum. This is when Friday is excited. Mr gum is an awesome book.
"THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERINGUE" shouted Friday. This is a use of the truth is a lemon meringue.

Stairway Marking 

A method of marking assignments in which the marker throws said assignments down a set of stairs and marks them according to the distance travelled.
"These need to be completed by tomorrow, and it's nearly time to sleep. Time to use the stairway marking method!'
-Teacher
Stairway Marking by Base Kadaver November 7, 2010