menarding 

Over pouring the liqour in one person's drink/shot when sharing a bottle of booze to get them way drunker than you.

Rich totally busted Fred menarding him with the bottle of Seagram's 7 - no wonder Rich was so drunk!

menarding by Drinking Wisconsinably April 9, 2015

the menard menage 

menard + his dyke girlfriend + his dyke girlfriend's girlfriend

Goddamn it must suck to be menard, his g/f likes the bush. At least he might be able to get some menard menage-action

the menard menage by bigpapasmurf April 30, 2003

Menarded 

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

Menarded by Great White Bear June 29, 2011

menard

n. Menard, Menards

1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.

adj. Menarded

1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded

n.
1. Jessica is a Menard.
2. I saved at Menards!

adj.
1. You're fucking menarded.

menard by AgentOrange November 11, 2004

Menard

A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.

Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!

Menard by lalala January 11, 2005

menarded 

being messed up and retarded

that book I borrowed from you was all menarded.

menarded by starlitsoul August 6, 2008

Menard

A pretty cool girl who dates a super cool guy. Her boyfriend asks her to prom through internet sites.

E.g.

Urban dictionary -

"prom - Menard, will you go with your super cool boyfriend?"

Menard by CaptainCarlton April 28, 2012