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jack mcqueen 

harry styles lhh in escapade, used to be a personal consultant but hes now a photographer married to louis tomlinson (my sun literal ball of sunshine) with their dog George Harrison Tomlinson the First, otherwise known as Georgie. hes also the loml forever
"hey have you already read escapade by dolce_piccante?!"
"yeah!! its literally so good, its one of my favs for sure"
"whos ur favourite character then?"
"JACK MCQUEEN LOML OBVIOUSLY"
jack mcqueen by pancakelouielol November 17, 2021

Lightning McQueen 

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.
I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

Lightning McQueen 

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQueen by I smell pickle February 26, 2021

Lightning McQueen 

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?
Lightning McQueen by EsbenT September 16, 2008

lightning mcqueen hentai 

A phrase used in Smosh's Stop Copying Me remake
Friend A and Friend B: "Say the first thing that come to mind"
Friend A and Friend B: "One two three!"
Friend A and Friend B: "LIGHTNING MCQUEEN HENTAI!"
Friend A and Friend B: "ew gross why were you thinking of that"

Alexander McQueen Shoes 

Ridiculously priced iconic leather booties featuring embroidered wings along the sides, snap-cuff closure, and a signature skull charm.
I just spent the price of a Bermuda trip on $1,285.0 Alexander McQueen shoes. But it's okay, because they were on sale.