Mammoth Feet
Somebody who has abnormally large feet or legs, but refuses to believe it due to crippling insecurity issues.
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Mammoth Cock
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Mammoths hoof
A more senior, and generally larger scale version of a camels toe. Looks more like piano wire garotting an ardvarks rear. More prevalent in older ladies that "were once hot, but now are not"
Your wife needs to get a new swimsuit mate, that one shes got on may have fit her 20 years ago but now it just shows her "Mammoths hoof" its so tight!!! Its not a good look.......
Mammoths hoof by cheffykins December 20, 2010
Behemoth Mammoth
The Behemoth Mammoth is an imaginary monster that kills and eats young children. Its place of origin is the church on Bryant Woods Dr. in Princeton, IL, and is often found lurking in the stairwell of that church, waiting for a tasty meal. It comes out just after sundown, and will make its attack(s) from dusk to dawn.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Having lived in Princeton for 9 years of my childhood, the Behemoth Mammoth was one of the monsters my parents frightened me with.
Behemoth Mammoth by Malorie May 10, 2006
chocolate woolly mammoth
A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her
For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.
chocolate woolly mammoth by Wangcaster September 19, 2009
wooly mammoth
wooly mammoth by Jackie Chans July 8, 2010
super epic mammoth mega chill
super epic mammoth mega chill by fuggit...pow February 10, 2009