Malek Najjar 

Best Point Guard

Me: Yo did you watch the Varsity B game?

Ahmad Yaseen: No, what happened?

Me: Malek Najjar came in instead of captain Naufal and won the game

Ahmad Yaseen: We don't trust you anymore

Malek Najjar by bigsalalfalafel March 12, 2019

Rami Malek 

an egyptian god who radiates big softie energy and deserves every single Oscar even though that’s impossible

did you watch bohemian rhapsody?
yes my king Rami Malek killed it yet again

Rami Malek by mishnovak October 26, 2018

rami malek 

egyptian actor who played freddie mercury in bohemian rhapsody amongst other things. a real softie who only updates instagram once a year and calls a groupchat a ’textchain’. dating lucy boynton (aka the most gorgeous woman youll ever see). is also very passionate about the fact that they shot live aid on, and i cant stress this enough, the first day of shooting borhap. has a group of male friends

i want rami malek to hold my hand. that man exudes big uwu energy

rami malek by abigsoftie January 17, 2019

Rami Malek 

The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to ever play a dead king in ANY movie. And the HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to every play a gay teen on a TV show.

Woah... Have you seen Night At The Museum with Ben Stiller?
Yeah! And that hottie Rami Malek played King Ahkmenrah, the egyptian king!
He also played Kenny on the war at home!
Man, that guy is sex on a stick!

Rami Malek by Bananamananana April 11, 2009

Rami Malek 

if a sexy guy and candy floss had an threesome with an Egyptian god, had a baby, then sent it off to acting classes, it would be Rami Malek.

Did you see Rami Malek on The War at Home?
Yes, HES SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND SHOW HIM HOW GAY I AM.

Rami Malek by sporksstabsstork January 23, 2019

Rami Malek 

A smol bean God who likes to hang out with his three friends and send messages in their textchain. Also OSCAR winning actor who plays FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY in bohemian rhapsody. Boyfriend of the prettiest girl in the world, Lucy Boynton.

It lingers when we're done, you'll believe God is Rami Malek

Rami Malek by Rami's bitch February 25, 2019

Maciej Malek

Guy from Poland who moved to the UK becuase ‘the goverment shit’ also has no passport for some reason

Hay Maciej Malek how is your shit goverment going and where is your passport

Maciej Malek by r/ is for reddit only March 22, 2021