Mahoney’d 

To promise on arrival, only to ditch out

Last night me and my buddy made plans to go ice fishing in the morning but now I’m sitting in the shack alone. I got Mahoney’d.

Mahoney’d by Jaredmahoney24 December 3, 2021

Mahoney cannoe 

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it and using it as a dildo

The woman used her Mahoney Cannoe to pleasure herself.

Mahoney cannoe by Lethalbutters December 12, 2023

Ball Lick Mahoney 

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.

“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”

Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019

Keaton Mahoney 

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

Keaton Mahoney by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017

cleats mahoney 

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

cleats mahoney by B-girl November 17, 2004

Dirty mahoney 

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.

When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.

Dirty mahoney by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022

Balls Mahoney 

Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.

"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.

Balls Mahoney by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007