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LUMP SATISIFIER 

someone with a nice rounded buttery cream puff (pussy) and nice cherry donuts on top (boobs) and some nice cream buns (ass) that you just wanna eat up and beat up starting off with your tongue licking up the buttery cream puff up and down until it spurts out whipped cream on your face then start licking the cherry donuts then start nibbling on the cream buns until she says "ouch what the fuck are you doing?!" then slap her in the face.
Josh : I gave a girl the LUMP SATISIFIER
Sarah: yeah thanks it was nice.
Josh: your a hore Sarah.
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Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich 

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.
I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

Lump-Summing 

The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.
"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"

"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"

"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"
Lump-Summing by Muttemor September 3, 2022

Lump Sack 

When something is annoying or a liability, it is a Lump Sack.
"Your crime history is a real Lump Sack for your unemployment, David."
Lump Sack by Beefy5Layer November 23, 2022

Lump Sum 

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread
Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"
Lump Sum by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

lump sum cum

A penile discharge that is one large tad-pole like sperm instead of millions of tiny ones.
Yeah, she blew me, but couldn't handle the lump sum cum and spat it out onto the floor. It wriggled for like five minutes before I had to squash it.
lump sum cum by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

lump sucker 

A guy who is into fat chicks. Usually super skinny sometimes almost anorexic.

see Chubby chaser
jimmy: Hows Larson doing?
fredrick: He's dating Felicia
Jimmy: That lump sucker
lump sucker by Fredward Jenkins November 12, 2014