Landonined 

To be Removed, Kicked, Banned, Exiled etc... from a social group, while the person who landonined you had no valid reason or a stupid non-relevant reason.

Person A: Dude he landonined me from the group, wth??
Person B: Wow really, that's so dumb.

Landonined by UrbanNinja1001 April 24, 2015

landinista 

a man with a small dick

I am a landinista

landinista by jack barretttttttttttttttttttt May 15, 2018

Lennonism

A form of pacifist globalism based on his song imagine.

Lennonism is the only good form of globalism

Lennonism by Put you are Name here June 29, 2019

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

Landoning a post by landoning September 3, 2019

Lyndenism

A sense, commonly affecting gingers where you are the whitest kid in the world, is fuckng retard fag and is gay btw hes lesbian, hes ginger, white, small pp, always drinks energy drinks and gets yelled at by mr drebert. therefore hes fucking retarded. And hes a ginger

Wow, Lyndenism is a very bad desease

Lyndenism by nigerian prince 420 October 2, 2019

Lankonisa 

Someone that is fast and light on there feet they are also loyal and fun to be around he or she is also very attractive

Boy: who is that?
Girl: oh that is the new girl
Boy: dam she is lankonisa

Lankonisa by Egira May 23, 2021

landonese disease 

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

landonese disease by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022