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Going full Lander 

When you spill an entire wheel barrow full of concrete on the ground, then your boss/ girlfriend’s father tells you you have no upper body strength, then you blame the concrete truck driver even though he was just doing his job, then you have a full mental breakdown ruining your entire day, then get to go home early from work and take a nap but you’re still as irritable as you were before.
Cole’s going full lander, kid has no upper body strength.

Back hander lander 

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.
"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

limbo lander 

Person awaiting diagnosis of ms
as i have been waiting two years for a diagnosis i consider myself to be a limbo lander
limbo lander by Mick Cornes June 24, 2007

Mercedes Lander 

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.
Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.

main-lander 

Someone anyone from the "old world" from an American perspective.
Josh: Dude we got a new black dude in class!
Tony: I wonder if he is from Compton lol
Josh: No,no dude. Hes a main-lander, hes from Nigeria!
main-lander by collosoll May 23, 2014

ass lander 

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.
Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.
ass lander by Whosit606 September 1, 2019