L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.

person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M 

Let me eat you out til you cum in my mouth

*text messages*
boy: “Ayo bae L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M”
Girl: “uuu omw”

L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M by anonymous January 11, 2021

L.M.M.F.A.O. 

Laugh my mother fucking ass off.

You would use this when talking to someone online or when writing a letter and your too lazy to writ it all out.

Val fell on her ass today, lmmfao.

L.M.M.F.A.O. by nevada December 2, 2003

l.m.r.y.f.t.i.c.a.o.y 

Let me ride your face till I cum all over you

Yooo L.M.R.Y.F.T.I.C.A.O.Y tonight babe.
Ok anytime babygirl.

l.m.r.y.f.t.i.c.a.o.y by Faceriderrrr November 24, 2018

L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M 

Let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

Girl: (whispers in boy's ear ) {L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M} let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.
Boy: shit go right ahead.

L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M by anonymous January 4, 2021

L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C 

Let me eat yo pussy from the back till you cum

Aye L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C 😏

L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C by TherealJoyyy July 10, 2021