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Kosovo stew 

The Kosovo stew is a house party operation where friends gather in the bathroom and use a random bowl found in the bathroom or anywhere else in the house and defect and pee inside of it. The stew will be left somewhere in the bathroom until someone else finds it and reports the incidence
Dude last night some people pulled a Kosovo stew in my bathroom…

Bro why does it smell like a Kosovo stew in here?

Don’t invite them, they look like trouble, I wouldn’t be surprised if they pull a Kosovo stew at your party
Kosovo stew by Bolodogolovski April 21, 2022

Kosovo Closet 

As defined by Radio Personality Johnny 'Bones' Basile... Its when a man and woman (or two people) are taking a hot shower together and someone lets out a brutal flatulence. The "steam" from the shower is what adds to the intensity.
Forget the Dutch Oven! If a woman could tolerate you after being the recipient of a Kosovo Closet, then you should marry her!
Kosovo Closet by Jack Pacione January 27, 2010

kosovo is Serbia 

Kosovo is Serbia is a sentence that got popularity after 2008 when "kosovo'' got ''recognized''.

Kosovo je Srbija 

It is a Serbian phrase meaning Kosovo is Serbia popularised in Serbia after Kosovo war of independence
An Albanian guy said to me that Kosovo is Albanian so I whacked him down and said to him "Kosovo je Srbija"
Kosovo je Srbija by Kaiser57 February 18, 2018

Kosovo polje-Milosh

The Serb version of Baghdad Bob, i.e. rejecting and denying apparent facts. Alludes to the widespread Serb delusion of having won the battle at Kosovo polje in 1389 despite being butt filled with Turkish sperm for the coming 500 years
- Yo did you hear Serbia thinks they humiliated Brazil in the World Cup

- Yeah that’s so not true, they’re such a Kosovo polje-Milosh
Kosovo polje-Milosh by Pssshlol November 27, 2022

Kosovo Mustache 

Three short pubic hairs precariously balanced on a teenager's upper lip.
Hey. Make sure your Kosovo mustache doesn't fall into my Coke can.
Kosovo Mustache by Daily Real August 22, 2011