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Mortal Kombat Trilogy 

A game I still can't beat because of that bitch Sonya character!
Sub Zero : *Does Freeze thing*
Sonya: *Kicks in nads*
Sub Zero: *Jump kicks*
Sonya: *Air nads kick*
Sub Zero: "Sheeeiiit"
Sonya: *Kicks Sub Zero face*
Sub Zero: *Grabs sonya by the collar*
Sonya: *Sonyas shirt falls off*
Sub Zero: "AHH JESUS GAME OVER!!!"
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mortal kombat 

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

Mortal Kombat Armageddon 

An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series
Hell Yea! I Beat Blaze In Mortal Kombat Armageddon

mortal kombat 

A phrase shouted when battle between two martial artists is about to take place.
"Chao and Chi, step into the ring"
Contestants prepare to battle.
"...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"
mortal kombat by Nk April 26, 2003

Mortal Kombat 

Mortal, meaning can die, and Kombat, meaning -well- to fight.
Shao Kahn, Shang Stung, GOro, Kintaro, Quan Shi, to name a few well know 'bad guys' in an epic game that has given birth to a whole new genre of computer gaming! Without it i would curl up into a little ball and weep...
Example? You want an EXAMPLE??!! You can's HANDLE and example!!!!

mortal kombat drinking game

At any time someone screams "FINISH HIM" you must finish your drink regardless of what you have in your hand, are doing or what you are drinking.
Jonathan shouted, " FINISH HIM" and Banner had to chugged his beer. Banner is now having fun drunk. This is the mortal kombat drinking game!

Mortal Kombat  

The best fighting game, has Sub-Zero (my favorite), Scorpion, Liu Kang, Goro, Shao Kahn, and other fighters. Recommended!

Ha, liberists and feminist failed.
SFII: Yeah, I da best game eva.

UPS Guy: Package for arcade store?

PPL: NEW FRIGGN GAME!

Mortal Kombat 1: Sup mofos.

PPL: OMG FATALITYS!

SFII: Guys? come back!

(And so the SFII arcade was forgotten (or at least, not played), and MK1 is dominating the arcades.)
Mortal Kombat by dekabreak May 30, 2007