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Doing a johnston 

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.
He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git
Doing a johnston by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

Johnston 

A surname originating in Scotland. Some of the Johnstons moved to Ireland, and later to the United States. The meaning of the name is "John's town." The family crest is a winged spur and the family motto is "Nunquam Non Paratis" (Never Unprepared). Related to the surnames Johnstone and Johnson.
Famous bearers of this last name include Confederate generals Albert Sidney Johnston and Joesph Eggleston Johnston, Disney animator Ollie Johnston, and musician Daniel Johnston as well as several atheletes and politicians from both the US and the UK.
Johnston by Marvelous_Things April 1, 2009

Zara Johnstone

A beautiful girl with beautiful shimmering eyes. Boys if you ever meet a Zara Johnstone don’t let her go she is a sexy ass beast with a wonderful and funny personality. You will never meet a more beautiful girl than Zara Johnstone
Person1: I wish all those boys would chase me like there chasing Zara Johnstone
Zara Johnstone by 7Z7J7 October 15, 2018
To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.
heads or tails? you have been johnsoned
Johnsoned by edwrai January 19, 2011

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) 

Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.

Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.

The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.
OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man