Jacked to the Tits 

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

Jacked to the Tits by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Jorcked 

the term “jorcked” can be used to describe a situation where an individual, through their own actions or the actions of others, has experienced or been subject to an embarrassing or slightly degrading event. Although quite often a “jorcking” occurs in the context of humour, particularly for the audience of any such event, it is not essential to classifying an event as a “jorcking"

She just jorcked herself on the van window

Jorcked by Fennerd group effort October 28, 2010

Fog Jockey 

A man/woman with no whip. They rode in on the fog so to speak.

Bro: "Hey gurl, you wanna go out Saturday night?"
Gurl: “You picking me up on your bike? Hell no, I aint going out with no fog jockey!”

Fog Jockey by Whistlestick July 8, 2018

sports jockey 

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

sports jockey by Loxi July 17, 2009

Jacked

Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")

Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"

Jacked by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

jockey's breakfast 

A ride in the morning

Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant!

jockey's breakfast by top of the left October 18, 2007

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

Mommy Jacked by agentrant February 3, 2012