Bus Jibber 

The 7'0, 400-lb quarterback of the Sarasota Seamen. According to legend, he was conceived when his mother cheeked the tailpipe of a school bus. The bus then drove away, never to be seen again. Because of this, as well as the struggles of being half-vehicle, Jibber had a difficult time finding an identity as he grew up. His only place to escape was on the football field. However, he persevered and now lives a happy life as a pro football quarterback.

Bus Jibber is great at trucking. Of course, that's because one of his distant relatives is a truck.

Bus Jibber by RamRancher20 January 30, 2021

jibbsed on 

when one is insulted to such an overwhelming degree that there is absolutely no comeback. coined by the internet celebrity Skweezy Jibbs.

Person A- "Why is crazy Jose over there crying?"
Person B- "Oh, he just got jibbsed on."

jibbsed on by dubsdawg November 3, 2010

Jibbly John on the Half Shell 

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

Jibbly John on the Half Shell by Jammich May 26, 2011

Jibbaman

A group of experts specialize in attack with the jibba. They are descendants of the Jibs and are loyal to Laozhe

He is one of the Jibbaman, he attack with the jibba
The jibbaman cannot be defeated, it is said that only Amerihan can stop them

Jibbaman by Jonson Jib May 4, 2021

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! 

Mr T-talk for "Stop talking nonsense, I cannot understand your words."

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! Ah gon throw yoo foo!

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004

Flibbity jibbity 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical

See also: cattywampus, janky, WTF

What the "flibbity jibbity"?!?

Flibbity jibbity by EAY213 June 5, 2016

Jibbler 

Jibbler has many forms of use.

A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.

It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.

A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.

May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.

May also be shortened to jib.

That guy at the flea market was a total jibbler.

His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.

Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.

He was such a jib!

Jibbler by solidarity1982 September 26, 2010