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Jenni Rivera 

La Diva De La Banda, Mexican-American singer that passed in 2012. Such a badass female, put her first husband in jail, and raised her 5 kids alone! Often said, Pinche Pelon, in her song referring to the love of her life. Most women use her songs to express heartbreaks, be a party girl, and mostly just get fucked up. R.I.P to the Reina of Banda Music.
Marissa: Girl! Let’s link up tonight and sing our hearts to Jenni Rivera. Juan cheated on my ass, so Se Las Voy A Dar A Otro. defined

Brenda: Chale homes, his side piece probably dedicated Querida Socia to you!

Marissa: Haha! Ta bien, mija. Tu sin el seguirás siendo La Misma Gran Señora!
Jenni Rivera by MexicanH@e January 10, 2021
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Jenni Cuatro 

The phrase given to a being, usually woman, as a being that third wheels a bad relationship
Can we please get rid of that Jenni Cuatro

Jenni B fix 

A term used to describe ones need to see a pretty girls face for a short term because time is limited. The duration of a Jenni B fix is typically under 20 minutes.
I need my Jenni B fix today.

I'm in the area and I just wanted to get my Jenni B fix.

It was great seeing you today! I wasn't sure if I would get my Jenni B fix this week.
Jenni B fix by No75Nhere October 1, 2013

jenni proof 

the process of preparing for a disastrous mess in your home, workplace, or vehicle caused by the clumsiness of a blonde female.
Nic wrapped the couch in saran wrap and covered the floor with wax paper to jenni proof for movie night.

Because Jenny McCarthy frequently spilled her beverage, Singled Out producers had to jenni proof the show's cameras. The cameramen wore raincoats as their means of jenni proofing.
jenni proof by JTPisAwesome December 17, 2011

Jenni Soldner 

A name for an epic stand-up comedian who will have you rolling in hysterics within 30 seconds.
Dude, that comedian was totally a Jenni Soldner!
Jenni Soldner by standupcomedyexpert November 26, 2022

Jenni Crow Flat

The act of planking on a jetski or waverunner, sideways, while still driving it.
Zack: “What in the living fuck is that guy doing on the jetski?”
Jake: “Oh that’s just Cole. He’s doing the Jenni Crow Flat!”

jenni nipple 

Jenni nipple was shirtless as her big fat nipples bounced
jenni nipple by stellathefairy November 15, 2017