Ivory Tower Syndrome 

A syndrome affecting the dedicated academic who stays up in the tower studying and writing and avoiding the rest of the world but which often results in a profound disconnection from others.

That guy has an advanced case of Ivory Tower Syndrome which may account for his paralyzing shyness.

Ivory Tower Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Ivory Hobo 

The wayward, solitary genius that the FBI or CIA reluctantly goes to for assistance.

“Damn it! We’re stumped. Looks like we've got no choice but to call in the ivory hobo.”

Ivory Hobo by Samantha Youngpuppy January 14, 2013

Ivory rubbish 

Someone who thinks they are hot shit, balling...but are really just higher versions of white trash. Examples include baby mommas living high on the hog of their baby daddy's money, medium-end strippers, waitress and the like, flirting/getting involved with rich married people, partying and living place to place, etc.

Tamara just got her child support payment, look at her new jeans! She is such an ivory rubbish hoe.....!

Ivory rubbish by tacobella36 December 22, 2017

ivory trailer 

insupportable moral superiority

don't preach to me from your ivory trailer woman(freckles)

ivory trailer by dave namegah January 4, 2009

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker 

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005

ivory beat 

When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.

You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"

John: "Its been a minute..."

You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"

ivory beat by glantz January 10, 2012

ivory garbage 

Bougee white trash

Ashley is hot, but she is ivory garbage, you should run a mile dude

ivory garbage by Trashleysaidso March 19, 2019