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Injured Peacock 

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.
Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
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Insurged 

A YouTuber with the best content on YouTube. Makes the best skilled Clips you‘ll ever see. Only supports creative content creators.
Just saw a new Vid from Insurged and directly went Diamand in R6S.
Insurged by CntCtr December 29, 2018

Injured List 

Person #1: Hey, let's go out tonight!
Person#2: I can't my feddy is on the injured list right now.
Injured List by Callyce01 August 8, 2019

Injuredist 

When someone assumes something about you because of how often you are injured
She’s gonna get a concussion again because she’s always hurt. That’s so injuredist
Injuredist by cjmor19 September 29, 2020

Insure-Erection 

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

Yalla Insure 

Go-To person for all your problems. Extremely helpful. Everyone's type. Besides their immensely resourceful nature, they are always approachable. Some call them an aggregator, some a collaborator but most of us know them as a facilitator. Overall, very reliable, supportive, saves your time & money by helping you make the right choices!
"I wish I had more partners like Yalla Insure"
- Insurance Companies in UAE

ivermectin-injured 

Adjective - Harmed by the use of Ivermectin. Symptoms: Degraded cognitive reasoning, emotional instability, an ability to believe contradictory ideas simultaneously, anger at immigrants & other minorities, support for Russia & Trump.

Noun - someone who has been harmed by Ivermectin (probably American)
"One of the Ivermectin-injured told me that Trump is on a mission from God"