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I wanna suck your dick letter 

Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes
Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D

You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?

I’ll suck a cock 

Usually used by twitch streamer Yourragegaming when he sees a shot that he doesn’t think someone will make usually ending in the shot being scored and no cock sucked
If Davis makes this I’ll suck a cock

I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.
Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

I’ll suck a cock 

Usually used by yourragegaming when someone shoots a shot he think they won’t make which usually ends in them making it and no cock being sucked
If Davis makes this shot I’ll suck a cock

You suck my dick and I'll suck yours 

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.

I will suck your fucking dick 

Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used
Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!