Kurt Elizabeth Hummel

Kurt Hummel.

A character on the show glee, played by the man, the myth, the legend, Chris Colfer.

Kurt is a countertenor and literally such a cute fellow. I love this man and I live for him. He is married to Blaine Anderson (Klaine 🤩) and for some reason his best friend is Rachel Berry (she should die). Kurt has been through hell and still carried that entire show on his back along with Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester). In conclusion, stan Kurt Hummel

Kurt Elizabeth Hummel singing ‘Roses Turn’ was an extremely important moment in the development of all gleeks brains.

Kurt Elizabeth Hummel by ariluvr69 April 3, 2023

hummalexia 

the only word you can say is.....humma humma.

norman: humma humma!!!!
emma/shirley: wtf are you saying
sasuke: he has hummalexia, stfu

hummalexia by deez n-nuts April 7, 2021

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013

himmel fart 

From the German , a fart which is so loud that the lord in heaven can hear it.

Hans: ( farts loudly ) Ach du lieber!
Fritz: Zat was a himmel fart!
God: Cut the noise down there!
Fritz: See, God has heard your fart and isn't happy!

himmel fart by herman goering July 12, 2006

Uncle Hummer 

When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.

She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.

Uncle Hummer by MidniteMae September 25, 2023

hummer 

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

hummer by Cummy worm August 21, 2010

mississippi hummer 

When having intercourse with another party's tracheal stoma, the party utilizes their electrolarynx to stimulate the penal shaft and/or testicles.

That hooker with the hole in her throat sure gives one hell of a Mississippi Hummer!

mississippi hummer by Nilbert October 6, 2018