2 definitions by herman goering

himmel fart

From the German , a fart which is so loud that the lord in heaven can hear it.

Hans: ( farts loudly ) Ach du lieber!
Fritz: Zat was a himmel fart!
God: Cut the noise down there!
Fritz: See, God has heard your fart and isn't happy!

by herman goering July 12, 2006

wingtip wearer

Usually a middle ranking manager,often found in banking or financial services, who cares only about his own advancement irregardless, and usually at, of the expense of the consumer. Often involving the removal of useful services in the name of progress but in reality to save money and give the manager better advancement in the company

tom: The bloody bank manager wouldn't give me an overdraft, he just wanted to sell me insurance. What a wanker!

dave: Typical wingtip wearer!

by herman goering January 30, 2011