A cesspool of humanity - it is hot, humid, stagnant, sandy-soiled, fire-ant-filled, and swamp-like, with overpriced real estate - Florida is generally hotter than balls. The Spanish can have it back. What a shitty place to live! Ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? - (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Aaaahhh it's just Jacksonville. Our mayor is a little boy who only drinks water

Jacksonville, FL is hotter than balls

Hotter than Balls by Grand Inquisitor April 19, 2005

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Hoyted

Like Santa spreading Christmas magic, Ms. Hoyt has touched the east, midwest, and west coast with her drunken antics, which she is dearly loved for. It may start innocently enough with some glasses of pinot noir, but you can bet your bottom dollar that by the end of the night 1 shot or 7 of cazadores will be happening. Hilarity and usually karaoke ensues, and by the next morning you may find yourself asking when the end of the night really happened. Never a dull moment, if you’re out with this girl you’re sure to get Hoyted.

*stumbles out of the bar with a broken flip flop* “That girl’s been Hoyted.”

Hoyted by Challahatyourgirl May 2, 2018

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hotter than Africa

an environment that is so excruciatingly hot that one feels like they are in the African desert. "Hotter" may also be substituted with other words, (faster, bigger, sicker, darker) to fit alternative situations.

"It's hotter than Africa outside!"
"I stayed home yesterday because I was sicker than Africa."
"You should take a shower, man, you're smellier than Africa."

hotter than Africa by mast3r3xpl0d3r December 9, 2008

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hotter than a slave ship

term used to describe a very hot place

"It's hotter than a slave ship in this muhfucka mayne..on the real"

hotter than a slave ship by lukejuice July 13, 2007

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