hikester

Hipster who also goes hiking.

I could tell she was a real hikester because when we all stopped for a break at the top of the ridge, she drank kombucha from an old jam jar and munched on brown rice sushi.

hikester by Hikesterism October 15, 2017

Hot Hines 

When two gay German guys take turns shitting on each other's chests.

Jimmy and Floyd gave each other a hot Hines after a night of clubbing and giving away blow jobs in the bathroom.

Hot Hines by Hot for teacher 77 May 24, 2018

oil the hinges 

Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.

Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.

oil the hinges by Mesilla January 5, 2014

off-the-hinges

1.something that is very note-worthy or exciting. 2.someone/thing who is acting crazy(mentally insane). see also: off-the-hook; off-the-heezy; crazy

1."I heard that party was off-the-hinges last night." 2."Your boy was off-the-hinges after he smoked that blunt yesterday!"

off-the-hinges by mybootyisthatbig September 25, 2003

The Hines Maneuver 

The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.

Jill couldn’t get my dick down her throat far enough so I had to perform the Hines Maneuver on her.

The Hines Maneuver by UberBad March 17, 2005

hinkery 

Messed up in the head.

Don't go hinkery on me.

hinkery by Alex Knight February 1, 2005

Hinesh 

One crazy hindu that loves to party, he's always at a sesh (party) whenever you call him and always types in capital letters!

Me: Yo Hinesh what you doin?
Hinesh: YO I'M AT A LIT SESH RIGHT NOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Hinesh by EldarGods October 24, 2016