Painz Haz Power 

Having so much power that the world cannot handle it. You must have hella fucking power. You walk by people's houses and everything just shuts down. The generator doesn't even fucking work anymore. Only one person can do this. His name on Xbox is "Painz Haz Power". Warning: You must get pretty beast killcams.

"It's ummmm... Pretty beast killcam. -Painz Haz Power

"Wha... What up guys!" -Painz Haz Power

Painz Haz Power by Pretty Beast Killcam August 24, 2011

I haz a sad

Deeply inconsequential despair which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, is taken away from them.

I haz a sad. My coffee masheen iz brokn.

I haz a sad by Morden July 1, 2008

can i haz cheese burger 

start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger

the kitty said can i haz cheese burger!

can i haz cheese burger by iwiniwiniwin October 24, 2008

I haz nukes? 

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes? by Feeshepherd May 4, 2021

OI haz 

"OI haz" refers to getting the attention of someone, via the use of extremely autistic expression.

"OI haz!, come over here and play some fifa with me, haz haz!!!"

OI haz by OIHAZ June 7, 2024

National Bully Haz Day 

Haz from Wave's World is getting bullied this day.

Guys guys! It's National Bully Haz Day!

National Bully Haz Day by Ventiistakensad November 23, 2020

haznig 

Hazardous Nigger

Wordplay on HazMat and Hazardous Material.

What the Moderator Staff of NiggerMania are commonly called.

Yeah some jiggaboo was up in here stinking up the threads so the haznig banned it

haznig by Kandi Klover November 6, 2013