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hasselhoff 

v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.

However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.

Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
Oh my gosh! Not only did Jim hasselhoff my desktop, but he also hasselhoffed the underwear texture on my character!
hasselhoff by StoryQueen August 1, 2011
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David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.
Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.
David Hasselhoff by Teflon April 11, 2006

hasselhoffowned 

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.
hasselhoffowned by Hue Jass March 11, 2005

Fuck off, Hasselhoff! 

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.
Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.

hasselhoffin 

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food
I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.
hasselhoffin by sphibcter x May 12, 2009

a hasselhoff 

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.
I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

hasselhoffing 

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.
I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.
hasselhoffing by Deni Gra November 7, 2007