hmu 

hold my utensil

"yo Phil, hmu while i brush my dogs teeth".

hmu by stephil February 8, 2013

HMU 

Hit Me up

(Texting)
Boy: Ay, girl I'm wanna go out wit me friday?

Girl: I'm busy this weekend.

Boy: huh, what about next?

Girl: Not sure yet, HMU l8r. ;)

HMU by dragontales September 16, 2011

HMU 

The abbreviation of "hold my umbrella", commonly mistaken as "hit me up".

Girl: "It's raining."

Guy: "Bitch! HMU!"

HMU by Hold My Umbrella May 4, 2011

HMU 

Hug my uterus.

Bob: Wanna go see a movie?
Michelle: HMU

HMU by KbAbILG April 11, 2011

HMU 

hold my unicorn

hey, bro! HMU hold my unicorn while I go get some snacks!

HMU by bootysmoker June 29, 2016

HMU 

Abbreviated form of "HIT MY UNCLE"

Hey can you HMU that bastard keep strealing my dirty underwear.

HMU by Kkkiopq August 9, 2017

HMU 

hmu, means hit me up, which means text them. In snapchat some people will snap it to you saying hmu and you will already know its hit me up (text them )

person (hmu) and you hey

HMU by swimming_passion#2 April 5, 2017