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Gurgle Horn 

Just like a skin flute. This is another name for a penis.
Gurgle Horn by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008

Gurgle Splat

The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.
"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"

" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."
Gurgle Splat by La-Lizzay November 12, 2005

gurgle punch 

When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.
Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.

Gurgle Monster 

Someone who sucks cock, or one skilled in oral stimulation. Usually locatde on a street corner, sometimes accompanied by a pimp. Most often a rogue skank.

Offensive term.

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle 

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."
Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

Gurgle Grease 

Another term for water, has flavored, sparkling, and fermented variations

Origins date back to the earliest humans drinking
See also; Ol' Splashy, Some moist
Bro I'm so thirsty!

Want some Gurgle Grease?

Hell yeah! I love me some moist.
Gurgle Grease by Thin_Mint_Oreo January 26, 2022