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grooting 

The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"
I am totally into grooting
grooting by kdl850 August 11, 2014
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Gruesome-frotting.

Grotting is an activity only practiced by the super-gays, like Indy and Egrint. It means to frot but with extra stuff like BLACKSOULS 2 gaming in the background or skibidi toilet soundtrack playing on a speaker in the vicinity.

Grotting is the most gruesome and horrifying form of gay activity, and anyone who does it should be imprisoned.
"Bro did you hear Egrint and Indy moved on to Grotting now?" - Edmont
"Yeah bro I am scared of that duo" - Danindy
Grotting by EdmontBrainfrotKing November 21, 2024
A borderline disgusting combination of gooning and rotting; like bedrotting but it's just gooning
I heard he called off work because he's been grotting in his basement and hasn't left in days...
grotting by n11ght June 1, 2025

grutting 

the sound a woman or man makes when deep throating a penis
"should of seen her grutting away, it was awsome!"
grutting by the dooms July 19, 2012

gottling 

When one becomes a mayor or has another high ranking political statusmajiger, then makes a fool of himself by smoking crack.
Rob Ford is a gottling.
gottling by herroufatboi January 4, 2014
When you're having extreme hardcore sex with someone
"Bill I walked in on Lisa and Alexander last night and they were fuckimg groting dude"
groting by The only and only J-Dizzle September 13, 2016