The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.

Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son

Gourding by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024

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Gourding

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.

Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."

Gourding by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024

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Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.

Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again

Sigma James Golding by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024

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