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Gouche-Asuarus-Rex 

Usually someone, generaly a Tyranosaurus Rex, that is being a real gouche
Barney the Dinosaur is a "Gouche-Asuarus-Rex", and so is Daniel
Gouche-Asuarus-Rex by SexXxy Em0 b0y September 2, 2010
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Gouche Smooch 

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
Gouche Smooch by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
That guy Jack is a real goucher
Goucher by Hellobrothum November 18, 2018

Raw meat Gouche 

The feeling you get after a long day of walking when your gouche becomes enflamed and red.
Jesus! I have the worst case of raw meat Gouche after walking around Epcot for 12 hours.
Raw meat Gouche by Red Gouche March 8, 2011

goucheronie 

This only works on males. It's when a stick with a hooked or a curved end (eg. a hockey stick) is put between an un-suspecting victims legs, from behind and is pulled by hard. crushing there balls. Causing extreme pain when done properly.

Pronounced- GOUCHE-ER-RONIE
Wow ! did u see jack get a goucheronie !
goucheronie by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

gouche slap 

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.
O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap
gouche slap by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007