Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).

Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!

by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008

glorificent

(Adj.) A contraction of two words; glorious and magnificent.

That concert was glorificent. I have never attended one so good.

by Juan A. Castineiras January 7, 2006

Glowify

Probably the best 60 player and mostly the best asian critical ops player. Hes got ROBOTAIM and dont mess with him

Dont fuck with Glowify

by Glowify November 4, 2020

glorified

when you start using capitalised words and having typos.

you are GLORIFIED

by I am the president Donald trum November 9, 2020

Gloriffic

A cross between glorious and horrifically-good

Adam: have you downloaded the new PES demo?
Nicky: i have not
Adam: i recommend it, its gloriffic.

by adamtheturtle October 15, 2009

Glorified Shit

When some one before you took a stinky shit in a bathroom and try to clear it up with febreeze, but the shit is stink that the combination of the two smells make it and even worse smell

Ahhh Man! That guy just left a Glorified Shit!

by theabsolutenerd October 14, 2014

Glorifry

Glorifying something which in reality harms the members of society.

To the detriment of society war is glorified by Hollywood and the media, but its glorification and "gorycealment" (concealing the bloody parts of violence) also helps ensure that sufficient young taxpayers will enlist in the armed forces to protect the nation from or allow Americans to react to, for example, the asinine invasion of Pearl Harbor in 1941, or other types of attacks individuals tend to find adjectives for. "Was it rational to attack the Japanese for invading Pearl Harbor," the professor asked. A student replied that if the U.S. hadn't attacked Japan, that empire would have grown stronger and as far away as the U.S. is from Japan, like the United Kingdom took back the Malvina Islands, Japan could have successfully invaded and conquered the U.S. So to imposibilize that, President Roosevelt did the correct thing by retaliating and inserting the U.S. into WWII. Some individuals suspect that glorifying war is an act of glorifrycation. So much for glorifry.

by but for October 25, 2017