gloom cookie 

Within the goth subculture, a derogatory term used for disaffected teenagers who turn to a goth affectation in order to express their misfit status. Most often applied to young, female goths.

Common physical characteristics include "Eye of Horus" eyeliner, fairy wings, bad poetry, clothes from Hot Topic, and Wiccan paraphernalia. Common behavioural characteristics include a smug sense of moral superiority tempered with affected ennui, not-entirely-serious suicide attempts, sudden periods of "mourning," and an appropriately dark pseudonym.

A despondent creature, but not to be confused with the emo kid.

Connected with the comic book series by Serena Valentino, of the same name.

The gloom cookie wore black on the outside, to show how black her soul was on the inside.

gloom cookie by Ragnvaeig April 3, 2006

gloom cookie 

This is a term which predates the comic book, and originally referred to people in the goth communities who were (like an Oreo) dark and spooky on the outside, but clean of the stereotypical gloomy gothic emotional core. As originally described, a gloom cookie individual is "not goth, but not not-a-goth."

I hang with the goths, but I'm more of a gloom cookie.

gloom cookie by Tonistist May 25, 2016

Gloom Monger 

A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.

Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.

Gloom Monger by TonyG70 January 18, 2011

gloom juice

slang term for mans semen.

DAMMIT! I just shot ma gloom juice all over the avon catalouge. My mum is gonna be spewing!

gloom juice by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

Gloom Room 

A term used to describe a room full of company fucks during a negotiation.

Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!

Gloom Room by Tee Cee Deez April 5, 2023

gloom chic

Macabre, yet stunningly sexy. Conveying death and despair, but also of a rare beauty.
Current trend on tumblr, year of grace 2010.

gloom chic:
pictures with beautiful girls covered in blood
pictures with dead animal skulls in ethereal landscapes
stuffed animals as furniture

gloom chic by behindtheeightball January 14, 2010

gloom cookie 

An alias that is used by a male resident of online communities and blogs. He originated this name before the publication of the comic book by Serena Valentino, and it should not be associated with such gothic trash or the other usages refering to pathetic goth children. It is also used in the forms "g00m_c00kie", "teh_gl00m_c00kie" and "teh_gloom_cookie", with or without the use of underscores.

"That gloom cookie guy will pwn your ass!"

gloom cookie by teh_gl00m_c00kie September 9, 2008