human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.

"You're my personal human furnace."

by orangeplum. October 23, 2023

Hungarian Furnace

Three Hungarian men shoving they're dicks in a whores bottom

Come on Jon they're preforming the Hungarian Furnace on you're sister

by TheHelpingHand January 30, 2017

wet furnace

when a man saves up at least .5L of nut and heats it up in the microwave and dumps it on an unsuspecting female victim

Kyle: yoo bruh what did u end up doin w that bitch
Gerald: everything was goin well until i dropped the wet furnace, then she up and left

by fuckaduckinthebutt June 27, 2019

Dutch Furnace

An attempted dutch oven that results in an accidental follow through.

I thought I'd suprise her with a dutch oven, she got more than she bargained for however when it wasn't just smelly air that came out as I held her under the sheets. YES Dutch Furnace

by Serisiak August 30, 2008

The Furnace

An alternative venue/nightclub in Swindon UK.
Well known for being the only good place in Swindon for alternative music on a regular basis.

Has hosted some top live bands over the years and is home to the RAGE club night every Friday playing only Rock Metal and Punk all night.

The Furnace is only thing worth going to Swindon for!

by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009

Furnace Ass

The extreme discomfort/cramping/sweating associated with the overindulgence of too many hot wings (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or a combination of them both.

John missed football practice because his furnace ass kept him in the bathroom all afternoon.

by PR Gal 60010 February 17, 2009

Furnace Humour

It’s type of humour which is beyond “dark humour”. It’s usually used between friends on same wave length and sense of humour.

Hey Bro! Ready for some furnace humour joke?
Yo! Man bring it on!
“You know what’s difference between Jew and pizza?”

Uh no mate!

“Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!”

Oh mate that’s some furnace humour ! We will end up in hell!

by voyceboy May 28, 2018