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Get To The Fucking Monkey 

Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
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get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die. 

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.
Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

Get in the fucking sea 

When you’re on the South Coast, most notably Southsea, and someone is being a total din they should always be advised to get in the fucking sea
Boy is being a total din
Girl ‘get in the fucking sea’

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!! 

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.
Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

get off the fucking pills 

something you tell someone when they take so much medication, they have to keep taking pills, for instance, you take a pill to take away a headache, but the side effect is diarriha, so you take a pill for that, then you take a pill for that side effect, and so on
why the fuck do i need an example i explained the whole thing ^^