pre-fondler 

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

pre-fondler by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

Foodsexual 

Shit just shit

A: hello i'm foodsexual f-slur
B: shut up u aren't a part of lgbtq+
A: yes i am u bitch
B: shut up *goes away*

Foodsexual by _no January 21, 2021

Foodsexual 

saying you're 'foodsexual' doesn't make you a part of the lgbtq+ community it's not a valid sexuality suck it up.

Imagine someone saying "I'm foodsexual" ew stfu and wake up you just sound stupid

Foodsexual by ewstfu February 11, 2021

foodsexual 

is a fake ass sexuality

“I am foodsexual 😍

foodsexual by Ummmmihatelife January 19, 2021

Won't Get Fooled Again 

A song by The Who. It's about a revolution, which overthrows a corrupt government, but ends up becoming corrupt itself. Released on Who's Next, 1971.

It's a rock classic and The Who's biggest success.

We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again

The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?

There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss!

Won't Get Fooled Again by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004

foodenius 

A person who is extremely creative when it comes to food, Knows how to mix and match different foods for the perfect results.

You are a Foodenius for suggesting adding Caramel to coffee!

foodenius by Kfir97 July 4, 2016

fooden 

Fooden is the activity of going to a casual dining place with a friend or friends, for a low-key gossip about life and catch up over a lunch or dinner which is often higher in calories than their usual meal option. For example, Wetherspoons.

Shall we fooden soon?
Yes, let’s fooden!

fooden by KingSmoke March 14, 2019