Flaw Whore 

A person who always looks at the flaws at things. can never accept anything good.

Guy: Hey, did you see that super hot chicks picture she just posted?
Flaw Whore: Yeah, her nose is looks fucked.

Flaw Whore by ThatCreppyBlackGuy June 21, 2012

Flaw Bowel 

A glass bowl, typically used to collect and contain house and car keys.

"I left the Honda keys over there on the flaw bowel."

Flaw Bowel by sstuller June 6, 2013

Flaw Hound

Someone who leaps and crawls over every well-intentioned word uttered by those prepared to put themselves out there, all in order to find that one flaw that they can then use to denounce and question that person's credibility. Usually posts their outrage to the web within a nano-second of the Award speech.

"I thought what she said about helping others when she accepted that Award was so brave! What a shame that some Flaw Hound had to point out that she used a term that some people take offence at! Now everything she has said is invalid!"

Flaw Hound by Kentoonist February 23, 2015

Flaw in time 

A flaw in time is when a set of bad things happen in a maximum time of 2 months. A flaw in time can cause depression or even suicide.

"I'm sorry i have been acting so much differently. I'm just depressed. I'm just recovering from a thing. A flaw in time"

Flaw in time by A flaw in time August 15, 2009

Flaw-Flaws 

When you make it to the crapper at the very last second and without any straining on your part, immediately it goes "Flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw."

"Man, what was all that noise about?"

"Oh, I got the flaw-flaws. Must have been that chili from last night."

Flaw-Flaws by bob February 23, 2005

flaw as shit 

Fuck no I cant

Ayo nigga you flaw as shit

flaw as shit by Boss ass wigger December 19, 2013

flaw and ordure

n. A messy system of government resulting from an executive branch ignoring or overwhelming the judicial and parliamentary branches.

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Look at the world. Colombia, Brazil, Somalia, Syria. Nothing but flaw and ordure.

flaw and ordure by gnostic3 June 28, 2020