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cock-fished 

When a guy sends you picture's of a dick that aren't actually his. Trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker penis than he does.
You: Durk sent me several puctures of his dick but they don't look the same.
Friend : you have been cock-fished! You know, like that show "catfish" but with a guys dick.

Tit fished 

when girls use photo tricks to make her boobies look much bigger than they actually are.
So i met with Tiffany for the first time and she is definitely not a D cup, I just got tit fished
Tit fished by Ellyfluffybunny October 9, 2020

got fished 

Senior class of 2011(wasuppp) pranking schools with fish.
Student=Hey Mrs.*ee what is that in your frikin drinking water?!

Teacher= umm who put live goldfish in my drinking water?!

Student= i don't know but you got fished!
got fished by Gettinfished November 26, 2010

Half-fished 

When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.
That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!
Half-fished by Mave DcComas January 24, 2020

Dog fished 

Inviting a guy over and instead of sleeping with him, you force him to sleep him on the couch
Haha did you hear? Kelsey dog fished Achue laser night, I walked into the living room and he just crashed on the couch
Dog fished by N1etzsche September 22, 2019

Dick-fished 

When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture
You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!
Dick-fished by Nyrakt45 May 2, 2020