Finnish Kiss

A Finnish kiss, is when you kiss with someone else, and your lips get stuck together. As if they froze together, you have something sticky on your lips, or any other way you can possibly manage to get your lips stuck to another pair of lips.

Mary- It was so cold outside yesterday! Steve and I had a Finnish kiss!

Finnish Kiss by PetterJ June 19, 2014

Finnish Delivery

Ejaculating on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. Usually accompanied by the stating of the titular phrase.

Scene: HUSBAND comes home from work and kisses WIFE on cheek.
HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?
WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.

Finnish Delivery by A.D.Allison May 17, 2008

Finnish Rucksack 

The Finnish Rucksack describes a vertical (standing-up) version of the traditional sex position 69 where the male participant is hanging upsidedown on his partner performing oral sex whilst receiving oral sex himself. However, for this to qualify as a Finnish Rucksack (in stead of it just being a vertical 69) the hanging man has to be pale and blond, almost resembling a large, unbaked loaf of white bread.

"Dude, I did a Finnish Rucksack on this wrestler chick I met last night. It was awesome - she had no problem carrying me..."

Finnish Rucksack by Jukka Santala March 22, 2010

finnish lick 

When a woman or male, licks the sperm off a mans penis or bellend after they have ejaculated.

"That girl last night gave me a finnish lick"

finnish lick by Stevealar December 11, 2013

Finnish Breakfast 

You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka

Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today

Finnish Breakfast by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018

Finnish Fart Lagoon 

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.

"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"

Finnish Fart Lagoon by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019

finnish peasant 

when you realize you are supose to be a sweedish cs go youtuber but youre actualy not

anomaly:PAPA THiS SITE JUST CALLED ME A FINNISH PEASANT

papa;dies of alcohol poisoning

finnish peasant by HAIX HAS SMALL PENIS HEHE March 1, 2020