FEMA shingles 

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane

I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina

FEMA shingles by booboo2u February 8, 2010

FEMA effect 

The FEMA effect refers to the all-too-predictable incompetence that emerges when the federal government machinery gets into the process.

The ineptitude in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was in part a manifestation of the FEMA effect. They probably think that you French-kiss someone on the elbow.

FEMA effect by eViL pOp TaRt August 20, 2006

FEMA Ice 

Ice handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD along with FEMA Water and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, swing by the POD and pick us up some more FEMA Ice."

FEMA Ice by TxFeatFan November 4, 2008

FEMA'd 

a replacement word for fucked or screwed mainy used when refering to areas affected by hurricane katrina.

This word originated in jeffroson parish louisiana and is very commonly used in place of fucked or screwd

"jim's house got blown down" "ya he really got FEMA'd"

"I got so FEMA'd yesterday when my teacher found me cheating

FEMA'd by i am not dead September 28, 2005

Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia 

Fear of bottle blondes with large breasts.

I'm housebound with Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia and fear to go outside in case I run into one of them.

Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia by Dannysierra38 July 10, 2010

Fema-shave 

When a man runs out of his shaving cream and has to use female shaving cream.

Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream."

Fema-shave by rymoaz April 13, 2010

FEMA Trailer

proper noun, 1. a place free of rent where you can plug your flat screen up in your bedroom and see it in your kitchen.
2. an invitiation to somewhere to have some of the rauchies sex of your life
3. the truth that all people in Mississippi due now, in fact, live in trailers and run around barefoot
4. the best new work in a pick up phrase in mississippi, louisiana, and alabama

1. Dude, you livin' hoodrich in the FEMA trailer; can I play you XBox 360 on you flat screen while you pour me a glass of Cristal?
2. Your FEMA trailer or mine? Nuff said.
3. Where you live at now? In the FEMA trailer park where Red Lobster, Holiday Inn, and Olive Garden used to be.

FEMA Trailer by neens May 15, 2006