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One who sucks cum out of another person's ass with a straw.
Want to felch?

You filthy felcher!
I like to felch.
Felcher by MACandCHEESEEEE February 9, 2022

Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

Goddamn fuckin' felcher 

Someone very fuckin' bad, stronger than motherfucker.
You're dead shit,goddamn fuckin' felcher! When the fuck you gonna return ma motherfuckin' dough?
The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw
James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write
Felcher by Harry Mason March 4, 2007
Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!
Bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of Tom's bunghole!
felcher by crevischecker December 27, 2011
These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.
"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)
felcher by 2stylsh August 22, 2008