Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

Scott Farted by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008

Faint Farted 

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.

"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"

Faint Farted by matbat January 10, 2009

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

Scott Farted by SF805 May 4, 2008

That goofy ahh girl who farted 

The girl who fated that one time.

(She so goofy ahh)

yo billy its that goofy ahh girl who farted. Gregory said "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh".

That goofy ahh girl who farted by horse tickler May 20, 2022

she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

she farted on my dick by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

she farted on my dick

damn.

then she shitted.
damn.

she farted on my dick

she farted on my dick by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021

shit i farted 

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

shit i farted by fruitermelon January 16, 2010