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faking the snake 

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"
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i think im falling for you 

I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?
person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby

Falling In Love

He/She will be the first thing you think of when you wake up, and the last thing when you fall asleep. You will constantly think about he/she throughout the day. When he/she smiles your heart skips a beat. Your eyes are glued to he/she once you see them, and somehow you can't take your eyes off he/she. You would do anything for he/she just to make them smile, and be happy.
"I'm falling in love with her, because of her smile."
Falling In Love by LegitArmyBxB December 14, 2014

THE FALLING PIMP TREE 

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!
TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE

Falling in love

Something that will light up your day, or destroy you in every way. You feel vulnerable, like you’re living in a dream world. Even if the person doesn’t react the way you’d like, falling is probably one of the greatest things someone can experience. When all you want to do is be with, and spend your time with that person, no matter how far from your reach. It’s like being on a rollercoaster, one day you’ll be high on emotion and out of nowhere they’ll be a drop. Falling in love is probably one of the strongest feelings, anyone can feel. They’d be on your mind all day, and when they text you your heart flutters. Losing them breaks you to your core. Whether it’s them ignoring you, moving, drifting, death, or simply losing interest, it feels like apart of you is missing. You have spent all this time consuming your thoughts, and maybe even your time to this person, and now that they’re gone, it’ll take time to mend that scar. Falling in love is floating, and something you should cherish
Crush: What’s falling in love?
Me: Exactly what i’m doing with you.
Falling in love by sxnia._ July 11, 2019

Falling Fun Bags 

Adjective
Tits moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.
My tits are falling at an accelerated rate. They are falling fun bags

Falling Down 

A bad ass movie produced in 1992 starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall in which a man whose life sucks ass abandons his car in a LA traffic jam and goes on a crime spree. Worth watching in conjunction with Office Space after having a day that really fucking pissed you off.
Falling Down was by far the most fucking awesome shit in the discount DVD bin at the mother fucking grocery store!
Falling Down by The Asshole July 24, 2008