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totaling the expenses 

To balance your budget while taking a crap.
Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.
totaling the expenses by jac17 December 9, 2008

calculate my expenses 

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.
Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses
calculate my expenses by morgangills November 19, 2004

The Expansion Family 

"The Expansion Family" is an underground hip-hop group composed of four members (Disciple-X, The Artice, B More, and Insyght) and many affiliates. This band is from Windsor Ontario, Canada. Their first CD, "The Abstract Expansion", was released February 14th, 2011. They are very locally popular and successful and are continuing to expand their word to the word hence the name The Expansion Family.
The Expansion Family hits: Take Action, You Mint ft. Lingo, Meltin' Doobies ft. J Roc, What We Guilty Of ft. J Roc. . . etc.

Ass Expansion Project 

The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!

note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
Ass Expansion Project by chosney September 25, 2003

horizontally expanded 

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.
Jon is horizontally expanded.
horizontally expanded by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!