erectoplasm 

n. A particularly adhesive eruption of love piss, often caused by viewing ghost porn on an overly full stomach.

Woah, man... Gus just spooged a whole gallon of erectoplasm on his keyboard... his carers are gonna be pissed !

erectoplasm by T3h Mandible April 9, 2009

electoral college

An idea put in place to prevent one city, region, or demography from deciding who the next president is. The main goal is to force a presidential candidate to have to win over voters all across the country. Although it doesnt always work, it often times prevents what happens in New York state, from happening on a larger scale. Even though New York state is relatively half and half on the political spectrum, every election New York state ends up being won for the democrats because New York City is about 70% liberal and contains about half of the state's population.

Without the Electoral college, what happens almost every election in New York state could happen to the whole country, where the interests of one region determine the effects on the whole country

electoral college by Sensfan19_15 March 8, 2008

electoral college

The system of voting the got George W. Bush into the White House in 2000.

Bush didn't win the popular vote, but hey!

electoral college by Chris K. November 3, 2004

rectoral college 

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

rectoral college by tirtle December 15, 2016

erectalimp 

The state of one's penis when it is not completely erect and not completely limp. Also known as the state of your penis you show off to your friends.

Wow that girl is so hot she could be a part time model. She is making me walk around with an erectalimp.

erectalimp by FritosCrunch August 13, 2007

Mass Erector 

Somone who still gets an erection from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 trailers and already has both games.

Dude 1: "Dude, this Mass Effect 2 trailer gets me so pumped!"

Dude 2:"But don't you already have it?"

Dude 1:"So?"

Dude 2:"Man, you are such a Mass Erector."

Mass Erector by Bluetimepissinyourfacefuntime July 7, 2010

electoral college

1: A system designed to give people living under rocks in Wyoming an inordinate amount of control over the government of the most powerful country in history. See also senate.

2: When somebody in Wyoming fucks up the rest of your life and then has the fucking gall to act smug about it.

After that little bitch electoral colleged me, I cut off his voting rights and made him eat them.

electoral college by Chazschwab September 7, 2004