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Eddie Hatrick 

Edmund Hetrick's alter ego "Eddie Hatrick". Deriving from the hockey term "hat trick", Eddie Hatrick is famously known for boning down three different not-so-lovely ladies on consecutive nights. All three sessions usually performed without the "hat".
"Man I hope no bitches grind my shit on the dance floor tonight, I'm sore from pulling the Eddie Hatrick."
Eddie Hatrick by Da Fulch July 30, 2009
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Eddie the Head 

Our Lord and Saviour.

Where he is eternal, we are just slaves to the power of death. All who see is pure form will be losfer words. He appears Where Eagles Dare and and shall reckon the number of the beast.

He shall come after the Longest Day and create the Brave New World.
All hail Eddie the Head, and up the Irons.
Eddie the Head by Beowulf2112666 February 16, 2019
Bro 1: Bro I just got some watermelon eddies at the dispensary!
Bro 2: Bro!
Eddies by Cafe Rio December 31, 2019

eddie kaspbrack 

One of the characters from Stephen King's IT. He's small, asthmatic and gay and he's afraid of germs and sicknesses. Played by Jack Dylan Grazer in the 2017 version, and Adam Faraizl and Dennis Christopher in the 1990 version. Often described as a "Mini tornado"
This tornado is so furious, it's like Eddie Kaspbrack
eddie kaspbrack by rain_. December 15, 2017

Eddie Guerrero

One of the most talented men to step foot in a wrestling ring. His charisma, energy and will to compete was unmatched by any superstar living today or in the past. He was a unique individual in the world of Professional Wrestling and will be missed by fans and wrestlers world-wide. A Good man both on and off the stage/mat, he is one of the good men you strive to be.
R.I.P Eddie Guerrero 1967 - 2005
Viva La Raza
Eddie Guerrero by Wilse December 25, 2005

Eddie Als 

See that guy over there mincing around? What an Eddie Als. I bet he taks it right up the shit pipe.
Eddie Als by nwa123 October 20, 2008

Eddie the Copenhagen Fairy 

Eddie the Copenhagen Fairy is a mystical being who sneaks into the factory where Copenhagen is made, and takes the first pinch from your can that is always missing.
Ed: "Damn this is a new can of dip and a pinch is missing."

Ty: "Eddie the Copenhagen fairy got you again"