easy access 

1. of or relating to a male swim team in speedos
2. used to reference somebody with excessive amounts of accessible holes in their clothing

1. I think they should make boxer speedos for even easier access so it will just pop out when they get excited.
2. She poked her finger through the hole in his shirt and said "Hello! You seem to have a lot of easy access today."

easy access by A.B.C. December 28, 2006

easy access 

when a bodysuit has latches that allows access at the crotch

while using the bathroom i now have easy access with my bodysuit

easy access by mynibbakhalid June 30, 2019

easy as candy 

1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"

2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise

(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)

Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...

easy as candy by MiZuNdRsTuD December 5, 2010

easy as 3.14159 

Easy as π -- another way of saying the phrase, "easy as pie".

Ironing with the Brown & Deckor EP-600 iron is as easy as 3.14159.
It glides effortlessly across the board and removes wrinkles lickety-split!

easy as 3.14159 by Telephony June 2, 2016

easy access 

(a) Articles of clothing on women that give free, uninhibited, and easy access to the breasts and crotch. For example, a skirt.

(b) The key to happiness.

"I love skirts! They're so easy access!" *drool* *perverted look*

easy access by Wai November 21, 2004

easy as Pi 

A sarcastic remark to note that something is not as easy as it'd made out to be, and is as easy as memorizing/solving Pi

Person 1: How hard is it to earn a Doctorate?

Person 2: easy as Pi

easy as Pi by Archimedesgohard March 16, 2010

Easy access pants 

Articles of clothing that are generally easy enough to get on (preferably off) that another person can slip into them at the same time.

Guy 1 "Yo I was at Samantha's house last night."
Guy 2 "You was she wearing them Easy Access pants.:
Guy 1" Nigga you know it."

Easy access pants by Spankbank646 January 4, 2018