douchebagasaurus 

The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.

Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"

douchebagasaurus by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008

Douchebagitus 

A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.

Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.

Douchebagitus... look around... watch the news...

Douchebagitus by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010

douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.

Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis

douchebaginitis by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005

douchebaginess 

The actions exemplified by a huge fucking douche.

"connor, you just addded a ppoint to the douchebaginess"

douchebaginess by wilssonn March 24, 2010

Douchebaganism 

The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.

Since you are a certified douchebag; You should practice Douchebaganism.

Douchebaganism by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douchebags 

1. Multiple people who commit consistent douchebaggery grouped together
2. Several vaginal cleaning apparatuses

Saw a whole bunch of douchebags walking around wearing hollister and aviators yesterday

She had a rack of douchebags on her shelf; WTF?

Douchebags by JT3JC March 25, 2009

ColdFusion For Douchebags 

The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.

What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!

ColdFusion For Douchebags by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008