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Improbable Dollop 

When you have that one piece of shit is wedged in your asshole and won't drop out. Thinking you are done and you wipe over and over but the damn thing is just marking up your toilet paper like a melting crayon.
I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the improbable dollop but it would not diminish in consistency.
Improbable Dollop by ThatWVGuy August 20, 2017

Double dollop 

Where you shit and cum on someone at the same time
Bruv I shit on her when I cummed
Mate how did you double dollop
Double dollop by Big large boi 69 January 21, 2019

dollophead 

an original and creative insult used by Merlin to insult Prince Arthur. It manages to be sassy but still somewhat cute at the same time.
“i may be a wimp, but at least i’m not a dollophead”
“there’s no such word”
“it’s idiomatic, you need to be more in touch with the people
“describe dollophead”
“in two words? prince arthur
dollophead by tweeva January 2, 2020

dollophead 

A dollophead is an affectionate nickname given to Arthur by Merlin in the BBC TV series. A dollophead can be summed up in two words 'Prince Arthur'.
'At least I'm not a dollophead.'
dollophead by fangirl no.1 October 29, 2011
When someone thinks they're a lot better at something than they really are
"White safer said im A tier bro. like bro"

"You're a C on a good day, Dollow..."
Dollow by Grumpy Pants May 15, 2021

Dofloposaki 

Someone who (when presented with many chances) can do nothing right. A person that is given many opportunities but never achieves much.
Joe spent his $50,000.00 inheritance on repairs to his $10,000.00 Mobile Home driving it across country. The Dofloposaki returned home jobless and with no money to put the Mobile in a park to live in.

Fred was given a job to secure a vacant lot but was fired from the job because the Dofloposaki was allowing the neighborhood homeless to sleep on the property.
Dofloposaki by Rex Savoy December 26, 2017