Dessert First 

Licking a girls ass or pussy before fucking her

With an ass like that, I am having dessert first.

Dessert First by StepbrotherND October 17, 2016

Dessert Alert 

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

Dessert Alert by Uhnah May 16, 2010

dessert shirt 

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

dessert shirt by kari1981 January 5, 2011

Dessert Horny 

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.

Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny

Dessert Horny by RonaldPornStache October 15, 2015

dessert fart 

When you fart, but instead of the usual repulsive, disgusting smell that follows, it smells like a sweet array of desserts, such as cakes, cookies, and sweet apple pie.

Kutch: *Farts*

Coklar: Dude serio... oh wait.... Mmmm that was a dessert fart!

Kutch: You're welcome.

dessert fart by Theosquatch April 25, 2014

dessert party 

An orgy involving one man and several women.

Oh, you misunderstood. Now I see why you invited your mom to the dessert party.

dessert party by Doctor Fuzzy October 15, 2011

dessert death grip 

when a person gets high on meth and watches porn and can't turn loose of his cock

Ol dude was smoking meth an broke his dick watching porn said he had the dessert death grip on it.

dessert death grip by midnight_tweaker March 3, 2015